14 February 2014

CLASSIFIED DATA, APPROVED PERSONNEL ONLY.

CLEARANCE LEVEL - MACHINE ADMIN, MACHINE USER

14 February 2014

Experiment has concluded successfully. Currently writing this entry in the year 2014. Present year is 2025.

Machine is operational, however there seem to be certain hiccups. There are… side-effects. USER OF THE MACHINE may experience the following side effects: nausea, pain in the lower extremities, appendix swelling, sense of smell alterations (constant smell of roses). There may be more, unsure.